Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Original Santa-Banta with their jokes

Yesterday, I got a Santa Banta joke in Hindi on my mobile. One of my friends forwarded it. He’s a funny guy himself, and loves these Santa Banta jokes. His conversations are sprinkled with pun and jokes. It makes him a powerful conversationalist. I read that joke and really enjoyed it. So, I thought – I should post some funny Santa Banta jokes here, and let Hindi Blogs give you a belly laugh. After all, laughter is the best medicine. I tried to google some good jokes on Santa Banta in Hindi, but without much luck. Even till date, it’s difficult to find much online content in Hindi. I’ve collected whatever I found interesting, so that you can laugh with Hindi Blogs with ease. Enjoy Santa Banta Hindi jokes…

Santa: aaj TV per 30 feet ka Saap dikhange.
Banta: par me nahi dekh sakunga.
Santa: par kyo?
Banta: mera TV to shirf 21 Inch ka hi.

Santa: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
Banta: woh kaise?
Santa: Maine machchhardani bedroom main laga di…. Aur main hall me so gaya.

Banta: Chaku Kyo Ubaal Rahe Ho?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye.
Banta: Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat?
Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye.

Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho.
Wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu...
Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu.

AutoWala: Bus Stop Tak Ke 50/Rs.
Santa: Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me.
Auto Wala: Samaan Free Hai.
Santa: OK, Samaan Le Chal… Mai Paidal Aata Hu.

Santa: agar tumhe 1 lakh mile to kya kroge?
Banta: toh mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur… zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.

Santa: Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he?
Banta: Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he… Badsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.

Banta: Aise janvar ka naam batao, jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhata hai…
lekin sirf 3 pero par chalta hai? socho...
Santa: simple… langada kutta !

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

I hope you enjoyed these jokes as much as I did. Santa Banta jokes may sound quite silly, but they can still give you a hearty laughter. This specialty of Santa Banta Hindi jokes reminded me watching “Phillips Top 10” on Zee TV as a kid. As far as I remember, Santa Banta duo originated through this program telecasted years ago. Pankaj Kapoor and Satish Kaushik played humorous characters of Santa-Banta, and made them come alive. I believe these jokes on Hindi Blogs remind you of good old days, the days with no trouble, the days with no problems, the days full of happy moments and laughter.